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            Sam Hurwitt 
              04/09/11 
              The 
              Idiolect 
            Shotgun Players’ 2008 premiere of Beowulf: 
              A Thousand Years of Baggage was such a resounding success—winning 
              the Glickman Award for best play to premiere in the Bay Area that 
              year—that it’s no wonder that Shotgun commissioned Beowulf 
              playwright Jason Craig and composer Dave Malloy to write another 
              song-play for the company. Beardo is another raucous musical 
              celebration of a legendary badass, this time Grigori Rasputin, the 
              mystic “Mad Monk” who advised the last of the Russian 
              Tsars, Nicholas II, and his wife, the Tsaritsa Alexandra. 
            Shotgun artistic director Patrick Dooley gives the 
              whole affair an impishly decadent staging that makes it a swell 
              party while it lasts, even if it’ll be the first against the 
              wall when the revolution comes. Whereas Craig also played the title 
              role in Beowulf and Malloy played King Hrothgar, this time 
              neither creator performs in the show. Malloy’s delightful 
              musical numbers were a highlight of Beowulf and other projects 
              such as Ten Red Hen’s Clown Bible, but his score 
              for Beardo is impressively polished and versatile, played 
              by a string quartet abetted by standup bass, acoustic and electric 
              guitar and percussion. 
            Dressed in Russian peasant outfits, the musicians 
              are partly hidden behind the trees of Lisa Clark’s dense forest 
              set. When we enter, Beardo is lying on the ground with his arm down 
              a hole, slowly writhing and gasping as if dazed and in pain. Once 
              the show starts, a hilariously deadpan Josh Pollock enters as a 
              peasant who lives in a nearby shack and asks if Beardo’s all 
              right. “I have never seen a man with his hand in a hole for 
              so long,” he says matter-of-factly. At first it’s unclear 
              whether Beardo, starved and parched, is capable of answering, but 
              he finally speaks up when the shack man points out that the hole 
              after all is on his land. “This hole is a lack of land,” 
              he says. “How can a lack of land be yours?” 
            Craig’s script is often very, very funny, never 
              more so than in this first scene, when the shack man talks about 
              being so poor that all they have is turns of phrase that they like 
              to show off. Sarah Mitchell is priceless as the shack man’s 
              wife, scowling at Beardo with a fixed, sidelong stare as she furiously 
              peels a potato. 
            It takes a little while to warm to Beardo himself, 
              played by Ashkon Davaran, apparently best known for some viral Giants 
              fan video version of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” 
              that I’ve never heard of till now. Most of the time he comes 
              off just as a grubby, crazy homeless guy who says that he hears 
              voices, particularly that of a personal god that lives in his head. 
              But there’s something about his casual, blithe approach to 
              his nonsensical mysticism that gets under your skin–the way 
              he answers questions with questions, and the way he demands that 
              people say thank you and then says with a flourish, “You. 
              Are. Welcome!” 
            He’s compelling when he settles his hypnotic 
              stare on people and works his hoodoo on them, abetted by a voiceover 
              of a booming god-voice who says crazy things like “I’m 
              a teeth dancer!” In fact, not to cheapen it or anything, but 
              the gravelly insanity he projects is akin to the quality that’s 
              fascinated people so much about Charlie Sheen’s public meltdown. 
              He’s apparently a hit with the ladies as well with his satyr-like 
              sexuality, because there’s nothing they like better than a 
              smelly, disturbed hobo. 
            The only carry-over from the Beowulf cast, 
              Anna Ishida has a forbidding stony-faced scowl as the Tsaritsa as 
              she frets over her ailing son, but her haughtiness quickly turns 
              to perplexity when Beardo comes barging in. “Mister, are you 
              a cowboy?” she asks. “No, lady,” he replies. “I’m 
              a wizard.” Kevin Clarke is marvelously funny as the timid 
              and apologetic Tsar, and Juliet Heller gives a touching performance 
              as their baby boy, with her face atop the tiny puppet body (with 
              a swollen, glowing leg) as she manipulates its tiny arms. The Tsar’s 
              court is all in red and black, in pancake makeup with red eye shadow 
              and decadent costumes by Christine Crook. 
            Mitchell and Eleanor Reinholdt chatter gaily as aristocrats 
              mooning over this shabby visitor. Dave Garrett has a fine contemptuous 
              sneer as a snobby count who takes an instant loathing to Beardo, 
              and he has some hysterical scenes with Pollock and J.P. Gonzalez 
              as courtiers who become his henchmen in a plot to do away with Beardo–which, 
              if you know anything about the legendarily near-unkillable Rasputin, 
              is no easy task. 
            Malloy and Craig have crafted some awfully amusing 
              songs throughout the play, such as Beardo’s refrain about 
              coming “from a shack in a field in a field in a shack” 
              or the aristocrats singing “An outside man has come inside” 
              as they watch Beardo and the Tsaritsa dance suggestively. Beardo 
              holds court with all the ladies in an outrageously raunchy, hip-hop-tinged 
              priapic celebration (this is not a show for the tiny tots) and sings 
              a very funny little ditty on a ukulele. Most impressive is a beautiful, 
              impassioned a cappella chorus from a sudden army of downtrodden 
              peasants. There’s even a playful little ballet. 
            Some numbers such a folky plea to St. Peter seem to 
              come out of nowhere, but that’s part of a larger issue with 
              the script, which doesn’t quite come together into a coherent 
              narrative. It jumps from point A to point J awfully quickly and 
              leaves so many details vague that the show seems much more about 
              personality and style than substance or message. The big choral 
              number aside, the Russian Revolution seems to come out of nowhere–it’s 
              meant to be funny that the Tsar doesn’t know what everyone’s 
              so upset about, but we don’t know exactly either. 
            It’s helpful if you don’t think of the 
              play as being about Rasputin per se, just a character inspired by 
              him, lest you get caught up in historical inaccuracies and all the 
              stuff left out. Indeed, the main character is never referred to 
              as Rasputin, only as Beardo. As a matter of fact, nobody in the 
              play has a name, as they’re not real people so much as storybook 
              figures. 
            It’s not for all tastes, but I never tire of 
              Craig’s playful use of language, with compound phrases such 
              as “your delicate child-boy,” “my ear-door,” 
              “this meal-meat is good” and other amusing wordplay: 
              “My pow is about to get more powerful”; “This 
              little shit poisoned me with poison.” Such almost childish 
              turns of phrase accentuate the sly fairytale approach to historical 
              figures of not quite a century ago, and the question of what it 
              all adds up to is easy to put aside when it’s so damn much 
              fun along the way. 
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